Doofus Of The Day #3

I love it when dumb crooks do things like this . . . :-)

A certain Mr. Derrick Kosch decided to commit an armed robbery in Kokomo, IN. He should have been more careful . . . because he shot himself in the gonads in the process.

Bleeding profusely he ran from the scene and took refuge at his grandmother's house. He told her that he'd been shot by someone trying to rob him, and she duly called 911 for assistance. An ambulance and police officers arrived in short order and recognized the luckless Mr. Kosch from security video footage. He's now in hospital under arrest.

I wonder how he's going to explain his asset-diminished status to his fellow criminals in the shower in jail? "Well, ya see, I wuz robbin' this joint an' . . . "

I'd love to be a fly on the wall to hear the laughter! :-)

Peter